U-Turn = U-Lame Bro

In a car you can do a U-turn and it's no big deal. How come when you're on foot a U-turn can make you look really stupid? Anytime you suddenly have to walk in the opposite direction, for whatever reason, you have to make it look like something happened suddenly:

• Like grab your phone and look at it like you just got a text and be like all, “Oh so we're meeting at Zimmerman now?” Then turn around.
• If there is a drinking fountain around then take a drink as if you made the trip just for that. Then turn around.
• Lean down and pretend to tie your shoe long enough that anyone who might have noticed walks past you. Then stand up and walk the other direction.