Midterm Week Means Lack of Sleep and I'm Seeing Things

I just was walking to class now and I saw this shirt. The chick was carrying something in her left arm and it was covering up the last letter. I was totally tripping, I thought it said “I Love the KKK”. No way man. Being the fact that I was on a college campus I probably should have put that one together.

PS. Please check out my remix of “Aint Nuthin But a G Thang” and download it for free if you haven't:

Dr. Dre- Nuthin but a G Thang (B Plus Remix) by bplus

U-Turn = U-Lame Bro

In a car you can do a U-turn and it's no big deal. How come when you're on foot a U-turn can make you look really stupid? Anytime you suddenly have to walk in the opposite direction, for whatever reason, you have to make it look like something happened suddenly:

• Like grab your phone and look at it like you just got a text and be like all, “Oh so we're meeting at Zimmerman now?” Then turn around.
• If there is a drinking fountain around then take a drink as if you made the trip just for that. Then turn around.
• Lean down and pretend to tie your shoe long enough that anyone who might have noticed walks past you. Then stand up and walk the other direction.

Faux Fox

Don't make the same mistake I did:

Faux = fake, not a fancy way to spell “fox”.

I got a new jacket once not realizing it had "faux fur" on it, and it made me feel bad. Good to know I'm not a fox killer after all.

Chillz Challenge

The results of the Chillz Challenge.